Hey tumblrs! Jenna. 22 years old. Gay. Single. I'm a college student studying nursing and working at a domestic violence shelter in Illinois. I love: skydiving, sports, working out, swimming (and anything in the water), adventures, and smart, athletic women. Currently in the process of slimming down for good. My blog: a hodgepodge of gay things, workout things, pretty girls, and things that I find funny or annoying. Take it or leave it. I'm ALWAYS here for any followers that need to talk about anything (anon or not) I love meeting people and hearing their stories. What's yours?


DISCLAIMER: I do not have any credentials for nutrition, lifting, working out, etc. If you ask my advice, know that I am giving you an answer based on a few college nutrition courses, my own personal experience, what I have read, what I have been told by my nutritionist/doctor, etc. I AM NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR MEDICAL ADVICE.

 

Rewatching 24 and remembered this little gem

Karen Hayes (national security advisor): Hello Tom. Did someone push you down the stairs?

Tom Lennox (chief of staff): No Karen, I tripped over your ineptitude. On that subject, welcome back.

Hahhahaahah dying

This curlbro wearing a TKE shirt just came up to the condom bin and took a huge handful of them. It took all my effort not to bust out laughing. I mean it’s good people are using protection and shit it just makes me laugh for some reason. Probably because he took like 10. I’m seriously like 12 years old. I shouldn’t be allowed in public.

Mr. Shue’s face when Rachel sings “Endless Love” to him

1. Maybe this wasn’t a good idea:

2. Alright, starting to get concerned:

3. Freaked the fuck out

4. Oh shit. That was a bad idea