May 2013
3 tags
WOD
I HATE RUNNING. But I have a 7 miler july 4th so I gotta get my shit in gear. I ran on the shore path of lake geneva wi which is hilly as shit. I am exhausted.
Tracked a Workout for 809 pts
Running:
1:00:00 || 4.8 mi || steep hills (+563 pts)
Push-Up:
10 reps (+19 pts)
10 reps (+19 pts)
10 reps (+19 pts)
10 reps (+19 pts)
10 reps (+19 pts)
10 reps (+19 pts)
Plank:
45...
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
suchefurliebe:
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
Jenna, this feels like something you would say
you know me well Lyndzie. They will rue the day ;)
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WODs/Finals/Shitblr status
So Thursday I had two last finals. One was a HOT MESS that the entire class bombed because the teacher pulled crap out of her ass. Seriously though, the class average is usually around an 85% and this one the average was a 70% (which is a D- for the nursing program…..). But she isn’t curving it. Whatever, over it. I took a HESI exam (an online NCLEX style exam) for mental health...
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
my-angel-of-thursday:
markpelledreamy:
the-perks-of-being-a-megan:
gan-firling:
lestradescakeprintthong:
dirk-gives-ironic-head:
moriartyisqueen:
Mitt Romney goes to prom Mitt Promney
Mitt Romney goes for food
Mitt Nomney
Mitt Romney gets a sex change
Mitt Momney
Mitt Romney is explosive Mitt Bombney
Mitt Romney can’t sleep
Mitt Insomney
Mitt Romney loses the election
...
pokemonyewest:
Hate gets you nowhere
You gotta be positive
Anonymous asked: do you have a sixpack?
@searchingforbliss & liveforthegoodtimes
It makes me crazy. I think I’ll probably end up with two Bs that are really As because of that grading system. There’s nothing else I can do about it though.
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STEWING IN RAAAAAAGE
I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW.
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So the fucking accelerated grading system for my nursing program makes no fucking sense. The way it works is this: A= 100%-93%, B= 92.99%-85%, C= 84.99%-77% (and D is failing so the range doesn’t matter). All the administrators squawk about is how important it is to do well collectively to make the university look good. They say our NCLEX...
unimpressed2chainz:
i’m just gonna start fetishizing white dudes i’ll be like cat calling them “you looking like a fine aryan prince” will they be german who knows who cares
Anonymous asked: How come if it's not the victims fault they teach all women those safety tips?
: I am not homophobic but... →
im-karmabitch:
it does frustrate me when a lesbian couple who can’t get married legally can do insemination of invitro to get pregnant when some couple who are legally married can barely adopt a child.
I know my chances of getting pregnant are slim but I also know that adopting a child…
when you start off with “i’m not a homohophobe but” you’re probably a...
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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Last BodyCombat with Jen and Em :'(
I’m so sad!!!! I am going to miss the two of them so much and I don’t want to be on my own. Next semester I will be the instructor FOR REAL. With my own class. I am going to spend this summer getting in the best shape of my life. It’s going to be exhausting and hard but if I pull this off, it will be awesome. I am healthy but I want to feel like a badass.
Tracked a Workout...
